A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away there was a simple lad that goes by the name of Rick. He was all dressed up but had nowhere to go. There was a shimmer across the street which caught his attention. Immediately he had to go and investigate. As he was slowly waddling along, he was tripped by his younger brother and fell in a pile of dog poop. he was furiously bent out of shape that his brother had ruined his fancy clothes, and broke his glasses making him blind as a bat. Rick immediately threatened to punch his brother, who simply replied "Don't get your knickers in a knot". But of course, he was all talk and no action. Suddenly his mom came out and reassured him that she could make it as good as gold so he had no need to worry. Rick then decided that the shimmer of light he saw wasn't worth examining and that he had better go take a nap before he blew a gasket.
Rick awoke from his nap and the sun was shining and the birds were chirping. He moseyed into the kitchen where his mother had his birthday cake, which was only a day late. But it was better late than never. His eyes were as big as a house when she rolled in his new bicycle he's wanted for ages. She handed him a goofy looking helmet and said "better safe than sorry".
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